“God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.”
― Ann Coulter
“What happens is, illegal immigrants can run across the border, drop a baby, and say, ‘Ha-ha, there’s nothing you can do now. My kid’s an American citizen.’ Well, that wasn’t the intent of the 14th Amendment. Americans would not agree with that. It creates a horrible incentive.”
― Ann Coulter
“Swing voters are more appropriately known as the ‘idiot voters’ because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you’re either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.”
― Ann Coulter
“Why do we let blind people and people in wheelchairs become citizens? I feel sorry for cripples, but that doesn’t mean I want them in my country.”
― Ann Coulter
“Americans don’t want immigration. They don’t want any more. Why can’t we have a home? You see on ‘National Geographic,’ ‘Oh, the indigenous people, they have a home.’ Everyone else can have a home. We are the only people on Earth not allowed to have a home.”
― Ann Coulter
“Gays are the molecular opposites of blacks.”
― Ann Coulter
“I love the idea of the Great Wall of Trump.”
― Ann Coulter
“No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is, ‘Well, you know, it’s possible to believe in evolution and believe in God.’ Yes, and it’s possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn’t prove Spiderman is true.”
― Ann Coulter
“If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president.”
― Ann Coulter
“I don’t care about power. I don’t care about credit.”
― Ann Coulter
“I’m the female Bob Woodward! If I were a liberal, I couldn’t write another book. I’d be so busy collecting awards! I’d be posing for the cover of ‘Vanity Fair!’”
― Ann Coulter
“I love it! You know, when I tour college campuses, I always find that the prettiest girls in the room are the ones in the College Republicans.”
― Ann Coulter
“Admittedly, no Republican can get elected statewide in California anymore, but nor can what we think of as, nationally, the Democratic Party. There are no Joe Bidens running; it is not working-class Democrats vs. liberal Democrats, or whatever their division is these days. It is Hispanic Democrats vs. Asian Democrats.”
― Ann Coulter
“The Republican Party’s typical position is to preemptively surrender whenever liberals start yelling ‘Oh that’s mean. You can’t use that word’: ‘Oh I did not realize that ‘The New York Times’ made a finding that the term ‘anchor baby’ is offensive. Henceforth I shall not use it.’”
― Ann Coulter
“When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it’s a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.”
― Ann Coulter
“It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 – except Goldwater in ’64 – the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.”
― Ann Coulter
“I’m a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don’t you ever forget it.”
― Ann Coulter
“When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there’s a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.”
― Ann Coulter
“Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America’s self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.”
― Ann Coulter
“If a university official’s letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she’s given the speech – which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech – is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.”
― Ann Coulter
“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.”
― Ann Coulter
“Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You’re for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words ‘abortion’ or ‘tax hikes’ pass their lips.”
― Ann Coulter
“Half-brights consider it comedy gold to congratulate anyone they dislike for ‘winning the Kentucky Derby!’ The only thing more bracingly original to not-smart people is: ‘Stay classy!’”
― Ann Coulter
“The most irritating movie character for me was that cradle-to-grave commie, Mary Poppins.”
― Ann Coulter
“I think maybe it’s time for liberals to not start weeping when I say things like ‘retard’ or ‘illegal alien.’”
― Ann Coulter
“I have to say I’m all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention.”
― Ann Coulter
“There is nothing you can tell me to discourage me.”
― Ann Coulter
“My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that’s because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.”
― Ann Coulter
“I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.”
― Ann Coulter
“My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the ‘New York Times’ Building.”
― Ann Coulter
“While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.”
― Ann Coulter
“Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.”
― Ann Coulter
“I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that’s all I really need to know.”
― Ann Coulter
“In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.”
― Ann Coulter
“What was interesting about Trump, I mean, people always say they want a non-politician. Well, you got it with Donald Trump. And there’s good to that, and there’s bad to that. The bad is that he can be distracted by talking about these stupid things that – I promise you, no one cares about his taxes.”
― Ann Coulter
“We know gang members are pouring across the border and filling up our prisons. We have a huge drug problem in this country now in places that never had an opiate problem. Why is that? Because this is brought in – because we do not have a border.”
― Ann Coulter
“The lefties are on the side of the thugs. They’ve taken over the universities. I don’t think anyone learns anything at college anymore. It’s a four-year vacation.”
― Ann Coulter
“That is when the Left is going to love America – when it is not America anymore.”
― Ann Coulter
“If we continue to dump more Mexican immigrants on the country, we’ll get to the point that we’ll never have another Republican president.”
― Ann Coulter
“My first albums as a little kid were Elton John’s ‘Goodbye Yellow Brick Road,’ Simon and Garfunkel’s ‘Greatest Hits’ – and ‘Workingman’s Dead.’ How many other people still listen to the music they liked at age 12?”
― Ann Coulter
“We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say. That is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express.”
― Ann Coulter
“How about ‘anvil babies’ – because that is what anchor babies are around the necks of the American taxpayer.”
― Ann Coulter
“I have huge fans. Gays love me.”
― Ann Coulter
“If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether.”
― Ann Coulter
“Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.”
― Ann Coulter
“Any Republican who says he can work with Hillary Clinton is a traitor to the nation.”
― Ann Coulter
“It’s always good, when it comes to immigration, to always be paranoid. You can never be too paranoid.”
― Ann Coulter
“Trump is like a Shakespearean ‘fool’: he seems crass because he speaks the truth.”
― Ann Coulter
“Whenever a liberal begins a statement with ‘I don’t know which is more frightening’, you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.”
― Ann Coulter
“If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam – oh wait, he does.”
― Ann Coulter
“Democrats couldn’t care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can’t look at themselves in the mirror.”
― Ann Coulter
“Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they’re against it.”
― Ann Coulter
“Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties – provided we’re only talking about criminals.”
― Ann Coulter
“We’ve finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don’t want to fight it. They would except that it would put them on the same side as the United States.”
― Ann Coulter
“The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.”
― Ann Coulter
“If we’re so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren’t they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?”
― Ann Coulter
“Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.”
― Ann Coulter
“I’m not going to be lectured to.”
― Ann Coulter
“I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.”
― Ann Coulter
“I’ve decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.”
― Ann Coulter
“The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.”
― Ann Coulter
“We don’t want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.”
― Ann Coulter
“They’ve hit us and we’ve got to hit back hard, and I’m not just talking about the terrorists.”
― Ann Coulter
“The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn’t demand a recount.”
― Ann Coulter
“Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years – and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.”
― Ann Coulter
“Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.”
― Ann Coulter
“When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.”
― Ann Coulter
“The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy’s old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.”
― Ann Coulter
“Even Obama’s staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.”
― Ann Coulter
“Clinton’s attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can’t remember was the first thing was.”
― Ann Coulter
“I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.”
― Ann Coulter
“Why couldn’t Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?”
― Ann Coulter
“Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I’m sometimes not proud of my country.”
― Ann Coulter
“As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.”
― Ann Coulter
“If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, ’cause that’s how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.”
― Ann Coulter
“If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.”
― Ann Coulter
“There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.”
― Ann Coulter
“I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn’t.”
― Ann Coulter
“Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.”
― Ann Coulter
“What liberals mean by ‘goose-stepping’ or ‘ethnic cleansing’ is generally something along the lines of ‘eliminating taxpayer funding for the National Endowment for the Arts.’ But they can’t say that, or people would realize they’re crazy.”
― Ann Coulter
“’Moderate Republican’ is simply how the blabocracy flatters Republicans who vote with the Democrats. If it weren’t so conspicuous, the ‘New York Times’ would start referring to ‘nice Republicans’ and ‘mean Republicans’”
― Ann Coulter
“Trump was our last shot. I kind of thought it was Romney, and then lo and behold, like a miracle, Trump comes along. I still believe in Trumpism. I have no regrets for ferociously supporting him. What choice did we have?”
― Ann Coulter
“I have, from the beginning, been opposed to Trump hiring any of his relatives. Americans don’t like that; I don’t like that. That’s the one fascist thing he’s done. Hiring his kids.”
― Ann Coulter
“I don’t apologize for supporting Trump. He said all the right things, and nobody else would even say it. I suppose it’s possible that another politician who really meant it would come along. There’s Kris Kobach, Tom Cotton, Jeff Sessions… there are probably a handful of politicians.”
― Ann Coulter
“I got to tell you, when I wrote ‘Adios America,’ I thought there was a 10 percent chance of saving the country.”
― Ann Coulter
“I really do not like having media moderators. Lincoln and Douglass didn’t have moderators. Let the candidates ask one another questions.”
― Ann Coulter
“I never thought that Trump was going to run for president, but I was very firmly on record, including in the book that I wrote before, ‘Adios, America,’ as saying that Republicans should stop wasting their time with these novelty candidates.”
― Ann Coulter
“It turns out that all of the things I was looking for in a governor, Trump has even more. He has been vetted by the media; he has been attacked by the media his entire life and is perfectly comfortable in front of a gaggle of microphones.”
― Ann Coulter
“You go to Europe, and they have their very wealthy elites, and then everybody else is, you know, a couple of steps above a peasant, basically.”
― Ann Coulter
“Stop pretending journalists are anything other than the Hillary PR team.”
― Ann Coulter
“If Donald Trump’s candidacy has proven anything, it’s that the media has no idea what Americans care about.”
― Ann Coulter
“Trump’s position is that the people who are most victimised by black criminals are law-abiding black people, and he’s been doing very well with the African American people by taking that message to them.”
― Ann Coulter
“It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact.”
― Ann Coulter
“I didn’t get the gene that makes me care about what other people think. I’m much like Trump that way. I don’t really care. They’re just words.”
― Ann Coulter
“Different cultures have different predilections for different kinds of crime.”
― Ann Coulter
“My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.”
― Ann Coulter
“I used to dread going on ‘Politically Incorrect’ with ‘up and coming’ comedians. But at least on ‘Politically Incorrect’, there would be just one has-been or wannabe on the panel.”
― Ann Coulter
“I’ve been banned from just about everything.”
― Ann Coulter
“I am the gold standard for liberal bile!”
― Ann Coulter
“I get a little belligerent when not enough protesters show up at my appearances.”
― Ann Coulter
“We’re getting a very different kind of immigrant now, and it began as a specific plan to bring in lots of more Democratic voters, and it worked.”
― Ann Coulter
“65 immigration acts went through right at the time of the Great Society program. So pre-1970 immigrants – and that’s basically when it kicked in – pre-1970 immigrants, 30% went home. They couldn’t make it.”
― Ann Coulter
“I know that we’ve had a lot of immigration. How many immigrants are in prison? And what I found was – and I’m a fanatical researcher – what I found was a massive cover-up by both the government and the media in not telling us how many immigrants are in prison.”
― Ann Coulter
“The policy is anyone who’s here illegally is here illegally, does not have the right to be here. We’ll decide whether it’s in our interest to let them stay or not. Perhaps it is in our interest to let some of them stay.”
― Ann Coulter
“We’re getting a wall. We’re definitely getting a wall. That’s the one thing we know about a Trump presidency.”
― Ann Coulter
“It has taken centuries to create the freest, fairest, most prosperous societies in the world, and there have been lots of studies about this.”
― Ann Coulter
“The Democrats want to bring in the Third World because these are, by and large, people who have no experience with Constitutional democracy.”
― Ann Coulter
“Go to a Cubs game and see how many people are in the stands, because when you can’t win, nobody cares anymore.”
― Ann Coulter
“Trump needs to stick like glue to whomever writes his speeches and fire whomever told him Americans are up at night worried about the comfort and well-being of people who broke into our country illegally.”
― Ann Coulter
“First step: Build the wall. Second step: Let ICE do its job. Third step: Stop importing jihadists and welfare recipients. Fourth step: enforce e-verify to protect American jobs. Fifth step: prosecute social security card/ID theft/voting fraud.”
― Ann Coulter
“Charlie Sykes – someone none of us have ever heard of – is suddenly the star of MSNBC and CNN once he comes out against Trump.”
― Ann Coulter
“I’m not defining Christians as Jews or Jews as Christians or zebras as elephants.”
― Ann Coulter
“If all Christians and Jews tithed their income as the Bible commands, every poor person would be cared for, every naked person clothed, and every hungry person fed.”
― Ann Coulter
“Confiscatory taxation enforced by threat of imprisonment is ‘stealing,’ a practice strongly frowned upon by our Creator.”
― Ann Coulter
“My faith and reason tell me that God created the world, and I’m not particularly interested in the details. I’ll find out when I meet my Maker.”
― Ann Coulter
“I’m accusing Republicans of thinking the Jews have so much power.”
― Ann Coulter
“I’d like to move Israel to the northern border of Mexico and see what happens then.”
― Ann Coulter
“The Republicans are whistling past the graveyard. If we don’t change our policies on immigration, you’re going to be looking at Iran Deal after Iran Deal after Iran Deal. I can count on Americans to protect Israel. I don’t count on foreigners to care about Israel, and that’s who’s coming in to vote.”
― Ann Coulter
“I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”
― Ann Coulter
“The best way we serve the people we admire is to tell them the truth.”
― Ann Coulter
“Every day is morning in Trump’s America!”
― Ann Coulter
“I’m happy every day. You know, that moment when you first wake up in the morning, and you’re just finishing your dream, like you’re a dog chasing a post truck – and then you realize, ‘Oh no, I’m a human, and I’m awake, and it’s Trump’s America!”
― Ann Coulter
“As the name of the agency suggests, ‘Department of Defense,’ the defense refers to the United States of America – not the defense of South Korea, not the defense of Ukraine, not the defense of Syria or Germany.”
― Ann Coulter
“The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom.”
― Ann Coulter
“Liberals watch MSNBC; conservatives watch Fox. They don’t want to hear ten seconds of a liberal on Fox, and they don’t want to hear ten seconds of a conservative on MSNBC.”
― Ann Coulter
“Liberals decided it’s much better not to play outraged with me anymore. I sell lots of books that way.”
― Ann Coulter
“I’ve been acting for years. I always act surprised when Marco Rubio says something stupid.”
― Ann Coulter
“My greatest acting performance was pretending to enjoy the movie ‘Selma’.”
― Ann Coulter
“The first time I heard ‘Sharknado,’ I thought it was a late-night infomercial for a new vacuum cleaner. Could have swore I ordered one once. Then I found out what it was and remembered that I grew up reading the ‘Sharknado’ novels.”
― Ann Coulter
“I think I went to 67 ‘Grateful Dead’ shows. I’m the only ‘Deadhead’ who doesn’t know the precise number, and it’s totally humiliating.”
― Ann Coulter
“The Dead’s best venues were the outdoor concerts. I’ve been to a few, including one outside of Kansas City on the Fourth of July, but my fave was Shoreline Amphitheatre – a beautiful outdoor arena built on a landfill.”
― Ann Coulter
“It’s a rule of ‘Deadhead-dom’ to claim to hate Donna Godchaux and always say, ‘Phil makes the band,’ though I think that pronouncement was proved inaccurate after Jerry died.”
― Ann Coulter
“We should be fingerprinting environmentalists… They are out to destroy the country.”
― Ann Coulter
“There’s nothing Trump can do that won’t be forgiven.”
― Ann Coulter
“Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.”
― Ann Coulter
“My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.”
― Ann Coulter
“Instead of arguing about whether we’re allowed to describe Muslim terrorists as ‘Muslim terrorists,’ why don’t we argue about whether it’s a good idea to be letting in so many immigrants who then blow up the Boston Marathon?”
― Ann Coulter
“I think I’m perfectly reasonable.”
― Ann Coulter
“Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion.”
― Ann Coulter
“I played sports. I had boyfriends. I loved high school.”
― Ann Coulter
“I thought the irreducible requirements of Republicanism were being for life, small government, and a strong national defense.”
― Ann Coulter
“Luckily, voting machines register only ‘yes’ or ‘no,’ not ‘yes, but I hate myself’.”
― Ann Coulter
“Americans have always understood the danger of mobs. They are always dangerous; they are always demonic.”
― Ann Coulter
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