“They say stay in the lines, but there’s always something better on the other side.”
― John Mayer
“You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now, they are a part of everyday demeanor.”
― John Mayer
“Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you’re really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I’ve got a few missing.”
― John Mayer
“You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.”
― John Mayer
“Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you’d bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I’d be the talk of the day.”
― John Mayer
“I’ve never been a bad boy.”
― John Mayer
“Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart… good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it’s done.”
― John Mayer
“High School is like a spork: it’s a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it’s just plain useless.”
― John Mayer
“Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.”
― John Mayer
“I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.”
― John Mayer
“I’d like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve.”
― John Mayer
“You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.”
― John Mayer
“The night I was recognized for ‘Daughters’ at the Grammys was the night this record started. I knew I had bought the time to learn everything I needed before I started this one. ‘Continuum’ is not a shot in the dark, it’s not a guesstimation.”
― John Mayer
“Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day.”
― John Mayer
“When you’re just open but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage.”
― John Mayer
“People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.”
― John Mayer
“I’m singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day feels like. That’s what comes out of my mouth and guitar. That impacts people. They know anything can happen.”
― John Mayer
“It’s very liberating when you finally realize it’s impossible to make everyone like you.”
― John Mayer
“A man’s got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.”
― John Mayer
“I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days.”
― John Mayer
“I really don’t want to be a hunk.”
― John Mayer
“No matter what I do, I’m going to earn it.”
― John Mayer
“Sometimes I get so bold and I’m so confident about what I’m doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it’s a really liberating feeling to experience what it’s like to not care.”
― John Mayer
“I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible.”
― John Mayer
“I was very successful from a very early age, and I want to keep it.”
― John Mayer
“Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits.”
― John Mayer
“I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain.”
― John Mayer
“I don’t write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don’t release underground dis tracks.”
― John Mayer
“I just like collaborating.”
― John Mayer
“I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”
― John Mayer
“I just sort of lost my head for a little while.”
― John Mayer
“There are people in the world who have the power to change our values.”
― John Mayer
“I like giving people something they don’t want to miss the next time. It’s a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.”
― John Mayer
“I’m not an icon. Not even in America.”
― John Mayer
“I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.”
― John Mayer
“People are really concerned with what other people are saying about them.”
― John Mayer
“Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.”
― John Mayer
“Atlanta’s my musical home. It really was the place where I really came alive.”
― John Mayer
“I believe in blues, and I believe that it’s been misrepresented.”
― John Mayer
“I have the obsessiveness of someone who’s a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.”
― John Mayer
“What I’ve learned in my life, it’s a very interesting social study for me, to go back and forth between being the guy at home and being the guy on the road and being the guy in studio and being the guy in the interview. The environment around you has so much to do with your character, and when I’m home, my character really changes quite a bit.”
― John Mayer
“I’ve figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.”
― John Mayer
“I’ve learned to appreciate everything that has been given to me.”
― John Mayer
“I’m not deluded enough to think that everyone who knows my name is a listener. You know, I hope that part of that interest – part of that public interest – has to do with me still making records that people like.”
― John Mayer
“I’m willing to make compromises based on someone I think is the one, but I think it’s psychologically important to people when they’re famous to be the only famous person they know.”
― John Mayer
“I’m a good music provider, and I’m fine with that. I’m a quality music manufacturer.”
― John Mayer
“Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?”
― John Mayer
“My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say ‘I’m sorry, but I’ve got to say hello to you,’ and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, ‘Not for me, Bub. I don’t want anything to do with you.’”
― John Mayer
“There’s so many inspiring people out there.”
― John Mayer
“It’s almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music.”
― John Mayer
“I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”
― John Mayer
“I’ve never done anything because I thought it would look cool.”
― John Mayer
“There’s a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical.”
― John Mayer
“I’m the only person I know who’s got a bunch of money.”
― John Mayer
“I don’t want to detach. I don’t want to go live in a gated community.”
― John Mayer
“I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist.”
― John Mayer
“I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me.”
― John Mayer
“I’m very happy in all aspects of my life.”
― John Mayer
“I don’t have anybody telling me what to do.”
― John Mayer
“I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that place. It might just be an emotion I understand but am not currently experiencing necessarily.”
― John Mayer
“I may have taken someone through the wringer psychologically, but I’ve never been sinister.”
― John Mayer
“There’s a certain lack of gimmickry to what I do that makes people in England go: ‘Where’s the thing?’”
― John Mayer
“I’m not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats.”
― John Mayer
“If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4 million people, if they are able to hear it. The touring thing is unbelievable. It really is amazing from what we did the last tour even to what we are doing now.”
― John Mayer
“I’m getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I’m learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play in front of thousands of people as if I am completely in the moment every moment.”
― John Mayer
“I feel strikingly domestic. We’re in our own world with two busses and trucks.”
― John Mayer
“I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what I’m singing. It comes down to being believable. You don’t have to be likeable; generally, though, I think I am.”
― John Mayer
“Everybody is just a stranger, but that’s the danger in going my own way.”
― John Mayer
“I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get out. That’s a blessing, because I never had to lay on my bed staring up at the ceiling going, ‘What am I going to do with my life?’”
― John Mayer
“Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it… and the minute it takes off, I’m not gonna be home for a while.”
― John Mayer
“I’m trying everything I can not to be jaded ’cause I don’t like jaded musicians.”
― John Mayer
“I lost my head for a little while.”
― John Mayer
“Nothing feels worse than having to break the stage down before the performance, and I mean nothing.”
― John Mayer
“When you do an interview with me, you’re talking to a cheap imitation of the person that I really am. There’s no magic in my words, it’s just me talking.”
― John Mayer
“If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don’t have that kind of time, so I’d much rather stick to playing guitar.”
― John Mayer
“In the quest to be clever, I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me.”
― John Mayer
“I quit the media game. I’m out. I’m done.”
― John Mayer
“My hits are not hits.”
― John Mayer
“It’s so interesting how success hits people and how they react to it.”
― John Mayer
“Look, demanding somebody do anything in this day and age is not going to fly.”
― John Mayer
“All I want a song to do is just to kind of present an idea.”
― John Mayer
“Maybe someday you can accuse somebody of being a poseur by selling out and playing blues music, but that’s just not going to happen in my lifetime.”
― John Mayer
“I love being the center of attention.”
― John Mayer
“I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock.”
― John Mayer
“I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction.”
― John Mayer
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